the 'kiss cam' proposal

Why? Really...why does this keep happening? During the latter portion of the "kiss cam" at almost every Astros home game that I have attended, we find ourselves participating in one of the most critical moments during the life of any long-term couple: the proposal. I don't understand this phenomenon.

Let the record reflect that I am, in fact, quite a fan of the game...but there's much ground to be covered before I'd consider it dreamy for my guy to ask for my hand in front of a crowd of roughly 30,000 - 40,000 people. And I say this because I think the vast majority of the girls I see trying out their new ring on the jumbo-tron for all to see are in my club.

Let's evaluate the typical "kiss cam" proposal. Guy is wearing at least one piece of Astros (or baseball) paraphernalia; Girl is generally NOT wearing such gear. Guy is awkwardly watching the cam until he realizes that "he's on", then scrambles to a knee (assuming camera position allows for such a gesture), and hopes for the best as the crowd looks on (and while I, admittedly, am screaming "SAY NO!" because I think any guy that doesn't know me (or her) well enough to know this is NOT my (or her) dream does not deserve a YES to that question). The whole thing seems "hurried", Girl usually looks rather caught off guard, always gives a big nod to Guy (and the camera) and all the world cheers as she tries on the ring. Somehow I feel like I'm invading their personal space...and I didn't at all mean to do it! (But I can't not look at it.)

Two clarifications:
1. Guys, if your girl can out-quote you on any given player's stats, college play, or rules of the game (especially differences between secondary, college, minor and major league rules)...you *might* consider it...but I'd ask at least one of her (closest) girlfriends before popping the question in front of us all.

2. Even if #1 above applies (which it doesn't, and never will), the ONLY acceptable situation in which I would accept, dare I say enjoy, a proposal from my guy during a major league ball game is if Guy is WEARING A TEAM UNIFORM BECAUSE HE GETS PAID TO WEAR IT (no...buying the full get-up from the gift shop doesn't count), and he brings me out ON THE FIELD. I mean, if we're going to share this with everyone else, let's make it special...not a 15-second blip on the screen. Stop the game (between innings, of course). Make the national television coverage "go long" on commercials...heck, they'd probably thank us for the extra advertising dollars! Give Lidge a few extra minutes to warm up for the 9th. We need it!