We here at The Proverbial Record do sincerely apologize for any disruption to your preferred leisure reading activities caused by the Record Keeper's recent (and unannounced) vacation.
We would like to report that the Record Keeper has returned to headquarters and will resume her stated duties effective immediately.
A proper posting to this service is expected to occur within 24 hours, but we reserve the right to allow the Record Keeper to ease back into her role comfortably, and do not wish to cause her any undue stress (although we are sure her readers are a bit more than impatient to hear about her recent adventures in Paris and Dublin).
Thank you for your patience.
Sincerely,
The Management
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3 comments:
British usage alert (level 2): posting to this service
can you smell the minty freshness? that would be my baited breath...
just glad that you didn't refer to your trip as your recent "unannounced holiday," as that would have been real cause for a "proper" alarm...
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